Ok guys, here are some tips on what to do when your wife discovers long hair (clearly not yours) all over your shirt.

1. Act perplexed, but not surprised.

2. Say “I don’t know”…a lot

3. Suddenly get upset, and say “Honey, are you cleaning your brushes out in the bedroom again?”

4. Grab your nearest daughter, check for a match, then…

5. Make sure you were not the one who issued her a pair of scissors.

Miss T and I had been snuggling that morning which explains the shirt. A quick search revealed this under the kitchen table.

Teagan, Teagan, Teagan…